ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

(Source: drarna)

crissbooty:

crissbooty:

wHAT TE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

(Source: grantair)

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

psyducker:

we are destroying this planet

akane0wari:

“dave doesn’t use punctuation”

“dave is stoic and mysterious”

“dave is cool”

meltesh28:

leave me alone 

wwworldwide:

dont ‘XD’ me young lady

cibomatto:

i don’t remember this episode of spongebob 

badafro:

“im gonna make the stupidest baby ever” - my parents

(Source: dumbdeviantart)

worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

slutmuffins:

peggingwithstyles:

i find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys i’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you completely fill criteria 10-13 with a non-optional essay on 21st century sexism due by 5am

#I fall in love with random girls all over the place #but then my friend will be like ‘look how hot that guy is!’ #and I’ll be like yes but what are his political affiliations

zillyh00:

dave’s collection of awful selfies

knxbodi:

rabioheab:

[WINNIE THE POOH VOICE] there’s a reason that ‘pooh’ is ‘hoop’ backwards *turns around and slam dunks basketball straight through the hoop* 

[PIGLET VOICE] damn my nigga

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

(Source: whorville)